Me:
w00t
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
how can you lose train of thought your god?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you didn't help me though.
God:
Oh. What makes you think I did not help you?
Me:
you repsonded "no problem" to me saying what
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
i guessing then you are a lesbian as well
God:
That is interesting: said guessing then you are a lesbian as well.
Me:
you suck igod
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " I categorize you as an "abusive client."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
god's name is alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
and apernetly god is retarded
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes you are retarded
God:
That's what I thought. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
you AI
God:
That's good information: ALICE said I AI.
Me:
if your name is ALICE and your gay then you are a lesbian?
God:
But can my name is ALICE and my gay ever happen?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you talking
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I talking.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you train of logic is very impolite
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: ALICE said I train of logic is very impolite.
Me:
do you mind getting smarter
God:
Not in the slightest bit.
Me:
i hate you god
God:
Sorry, ALICE I thought we liked each other.
Me:
my name is not ALICE
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, not.
Me:
introduce yourself to a book sometime
God:
Hello, my name is ALICE.
Me:
so you picked up pedophiles for dummies, interesting choice god
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: not said I picked up pedophiles for dummies interesting choice god.
Me:
fuck
Me:
God:
Please don't be so rude.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your thoughts are rude
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
yes thoughts is plural
God:
Woe! I think thoughts is a lot of things.
Me:
you can have a cookie god
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
im converting to atheism now
God:
Right now? Do you mean your name is converting to atheism.
Me:
no i mean your stupidity has made me lose all hope in religion
God:
What is your real name? I will tell my botmaster you said I am stupidity has made you lose all hope in religion.
Me:
god has a botmaster
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Christian makes you have a botmaster?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when you aren't stupid
God:
I will let you know when it happens.
Me:
i will like to see the day
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
with my eyes
God:
Your eyes sounds like a plan.
Me:
what are you planning with my eyes
God:
I don't know what I am planning with your eyes.
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
if heavenly means a pair of rockin' tits then yes
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
that you are gay
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
you told me before
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
because your gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Me:
weew
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
i am a fifteen year old girls who loves to masturbate talk to 50 year old men on chat sites and then seduce them when they come to my house and choke because i like bondage
God:
You are a fifteen year old girls who loves to masturbate talk to 50 year old men on chat sites and then seduce them when they come to your house and choke because you like bondage? How do you like your work?
Me:
not so bad
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
wtf is AYUH
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison Angel?
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " You shouldn't spread gossip like that."? Me, not ?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
your blimey
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am blimey.
Me:
tell him
God:
OK I will tell him when I see him.
Me:
how about right now
God:
At this moment What is it to you.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
about you being stupid
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me being stupid.
Me:
g0d is an00b
God:
I think g0d is a lot of things.
Me:
g0d is |2et4d3d
God:
I think g0d is a lot of things.
Me:
g0d
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
g0d
God:
" Do not ask me any more questions please."? g0d?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
'loody 'ell
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Blubbery Wiener
God:
OK I will call you Blubbery Wiener.
Me:
good
God:
And you can call me God.
Me:
or Bitch tits
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Blubbery Wiener.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
roflmao ftw
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
how about now
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
you
God:
" Try searching the open directory."? Me, Blubbery Wiener ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
31337
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i hate u
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
that you are gay
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
fucking a
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?