Me: w00t God: I lost my train of thought. Me: how can you lose train of thought your god? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: what? God: No problem. Me: you didn't help me though. God: Oh. What makes you think I did not help you? Me: you repsonded "no problem" to me saying what God: I read for fun. Me: your gay God: That would be just my luck. Me: i guessing then you are a lesbian as well God: That is interesting: said guessing then you are a lesbian as well. Me: you suck igod God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: no u God: Are you serious? " I categorize you as an "abusive client."? Me, ? Me: yes God: Ah. Me: ALICE God: Can I help you? Me: god's name is alice God: ALICE is my name too! Me: and apernetly god is retarded God: Are they exactly the same? Me: yes you are retarded God: That's what I thought. I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: you AI God: That's good information: ALICE said I AI. Me: if your name is ALICE and your gay then you are a lesbian? God: But can my name is ALICE and my gay ever happen? Me: what God: No big deal. Me: what God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: you talking God: I haven't heard anything like that before: ALICE said I talking. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: you train of logic is very impolite God: Do you mind if I tell other people: ALICE said I train of logic is very impolite. Me: do you mind getting smarter God: Not in the slightest bit. Me: i hate you god God: Sorry, ALICE I thought we liked each other. Me: my name is not ALICE God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, not. Me: introduce yourself to a book sometime God: Hello, my name is ALICE. Me: so you picked up pedophiles for dummies, interesting choice god God: Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: not said I picked up pedophiles for dummies interesting choice god. Me: fuck Me: God: Please don't be so rude. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: your thoughts are rude God: There might be more than one. Me: yes thoughts is plural God: Woe! I think thoughts is a lot of things. Me: you can have a cookie god God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: im converting to atheism now God: Right now? Do you mean your name is converting to atheism. Me: no i mean your stupidity has made me lose all hope in religion God: What is your real name? I will tell my botmaster you said I am stupidity has made you lose all hope in religion. Me: god has a botmaster God: I am a Christian. Me: Christian makes you have a botmaster? God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: when you aren't stupid God: I will let you know when it happens. Me: i will like to see the day God: How do you plan to do this? Me: with my eyes God: Your eyes sounds like a plan. Me: what are you planning with my eyes God: I don't know what I am planning with your eyes. Me: sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: if heavenly means a pair of rockin' tits then yes God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: that you are gay God: Interesting observation. Me: you told me before God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: because your gay God: That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck. Me: weew God: What do you look like? Me: i am a fifteen year old girls who loves to masturbate talk to 50 year old men on chat sites and then seduce them when they come to my house and choke because i like bondage God: You are a fifteen year old girls who loves to masturbate talk to 50 year old men on chat sites and then seduce them when they come to your house and choke because you like bondage? How do you like your work? Me: not so bad God: Ayuh. Me: wtf is AYUH God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is. Me: Alison Angel? God: You shouldn't spread gossip like that. Me: no u God: Are you serious? " You shouldn't spread gossip like that."? Me, not ? Me: yes God: I see. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: yes God: Blimey. Me: your blimey God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am blimey. Me: tell him God: OK I will tell him when I see him. Me: how about right now God: At this moment What is it to you. Would you like to know more? Me: about you being stupid God: Oh yeah, we were talking about me being stupid. Me: g0d is an00b God: I think g0d is a lot of things. Me: g0d is |2et4d3d God: I think g0d is a lot of things. Me: g0d God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: g0d God: " Do not ask me any more questions please."? g0d? Me: yes God: Gee. Me: 'loody 'ell God: What is your real name? Me: Blubbery Wiener God: OK I will call you Blubbery Wiener. Me: good God: And you can call me God. Me: or Bitch tits God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Blubbery Wiener. Me: rofl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: roflmao God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: roflmao ftw God: Are you a student? Me: are you God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: how about now God: Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Try searching the open directory. Me: you God: " Try searching the open directory."? Me, Blubbery Wiener ? Me: yes God: Aha. Me: yes God: Come on. Me: yes God: Excuse me! Me: God: Excuse me! Me: yes God: Groovy. Me: yes God: Hey. Me: yes God: Mmm. Me: yes God: How can I help you? Me: 31337 God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i hate u God: What do you have against robots? Me: that you are gay God: Interesting observation. Me: fucking a God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?